College Spaghetti
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*Serves 1 bachelor student for 3-4 days (due to its unappetizing nature, it 
should not be served to anyone but the cook)*

1 lb spaghetti noodles
1 jar of spaghetti sauce (from Kroger's or Safeway)
1 container Kraft Grated "Parmesan"
olive oil
water
salt
Optional: bread, milk or cheap red wine, lettuce and stuff to make a salad

Boil 5q of salted water with a little oil in a big pot. Throw in noodles. 
Leave heat high.  Open jar of spaghetti sauce. Heat in microwave for two 
minutes. Remove jar from from microwave. Cool burned fingers under cold 
running water. Find a clean plate. If none available, find a clean cereal 
bowl. If none available, look for the cleanest plate or bowl in the sink and 
wipe it off. When spaghetti pot overboils, reduce the heat on the stove. If 
the noodles start getting mushy, they're almost done, boil for a couple 
minutes more. Pull clump of noodles out and place in plate or bowl. Cover 
with sauce from jar. Cover again with "Parmesan" cheese. Eat. Save remaining 
for dinner or tomorrow's lunch.